What's your secret?: Well you see... I have many secrets and I'm going to tell you all of them.
1. I killed my neighbor’s cats twice in the same year.
2. I once peed down a slide at the park. I still cringe at the children.
3. Prior to this previous secret I would lick the slides.
4. When I was 14, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend’s mother. I filled the large…
